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Esano
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 Posted - 06/04/2007 : 11:49:47 AM
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Partially inspired by KaVir's thread in the Battle Logs section, as well as other threads on various gaming forums.
Post your funny chat/tell/whatever logs, so the rest of us can laugh at them too. |
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Druss
Member
57 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2007 : 11:57:51 AM
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Esano chats, 'There's now a quotes thread in Discussions on the forums. Post logs. Now.'
You chat, 'Should I post Esano chats, 'There's now a quotes thread in Discussions on the forums. Post logs. Now.''
You chat, '?:D.'
Esano chats, 'No. Humorous quotes.'
You chat, 'That is humorous :D.'
Esano chats, 'And that's not funny enough. It doesn't meet my strict standards. I will meticulously check each post and nag anyone who posts anything that fails to meet what I believe to be necessary in humour-quotient.'
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Syrin
Member
Canada
66 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2007 : 02:46:57 AM
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Peep my sig.
Pallmall chats, 'Man,, i thini ksomeone just dossod myyy ddriink, imma g o pass opup/' |
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Feryl
Member
Singapore
572 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 03:01:00 AM
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Long, old, good one:
Akra chats, 'I think you need a whole separate tree of styles, based on trees and stuff.'
Feryl chats, 'Trees.'
Akra chats, 'KaVir performs the technique 'The Willow bends Softly in the Wind''
Nikodemus chats, 'I did some of the martial artists trying to imitate karate in my moves.'
Ritley chats, 'You cannot imitate martial arts (= it's impossible.'
Akra chats, 'Feryl performs the move, 'The Autumn Fruit Falls from the Tree''
KaVir chats, 'I based a lot on what I used to do ;)'
Esano chats, 'Well, coconuts can be pretty painful.'
KaVir chats, 'Things like frost->side->turning kick.'
Akra chats, 'Methinks I should concentrate more, this spirit is going to kill me.'
KaVir chats, 'Or side kick, stepping side kick, spinning sidekick.'
Ritley chats, 'Akra performs the move, 'The snake swallows the Hippo''
Esano chats, 'Akra performs the move, "The Coconut Falls from the Tree Above Your Head"'
Akra chats, 'Esano performs the move, 'The Long Grass Bounces beneath your feet''
Esano chats, 'Akra performs the move "The Growing Oak"'
Nikodemus chats, 'Ritley, hmmm?'
Nikodemus chats, 'In principle.'
[INFO] Zhiun has returned to God Wars II.
Ritley chats, 'Esano performs the move 'The rain falls slowly on top of the grass''
Nikodemus chats, 'I didn't use a blade of darkness in karate to chop people's hands off.'
Ritley chats, 'Lol.'
Akra chats, 'Feryl performs the move 'The Hand that Grasps the Nettle''
Zhiun chats, 'Lol.'
Zhiun chats, 'Techs?'
Esano chats, 'Ritley performs the move "The Lightning-Struck Conifer"'
Akra chats, 'You missed out then Niko, that was the best bit in karate for me.'
Zhiun chats, 'Heh.'
Ritley chats, 'Akra performs the mover 'The Hand That Graps Something Else''
KaVir chats, 'Okay food time again.'
[AFK] KaVir is AFK for the next hour or so.
Feryl chats, 'Wfspdefsspws in Flea style with gauntlets, Zhiun.'
Zhiun chats, 'Ok, where are you getting this from.'
Zhiun chats, 'Oh.'
Akra chats, 'Akra performs the move "The Dance that Mocks the Gullible"'
Esano chats, 'Esano performs the move "The Grass Mower"'
Zhiun chats, 'Lol.'
Nikodemus chats, 'Nikodemus performs the move "End of Joke"'
Akra chats, 'Damn.'
Ritley chats, ''Akra performs the move 'The Dance That Mocks Pole Dancers''
Akra chats, 'Niko pwned us all.'
Feryl: But I'm not KaVir.
KaVir: Yes you are, Feryl, don't lie. |
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Syrin
Member
Canada
66 Posts |
Posted - 19/04/2007 : 9:41:39 PM
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Druss chats, 'I have a friend who while house sitting for someone tried on all the daughters clothes... I mean -all- of them. He managed to break her prom dress too :P.'
Druss chats, 'I'll never forget sitting there watching Lord of the Rings him appearing sitting next to me and then leaning over to say 'I'm wearing crotchless panties' and flashing them.'
Pallmall chats, 'Man,, i thini ksomeone just dossod myyy ddriink, imma g o pass opup/' |
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meezyfuh
Member
USA
85 Posts |
Posted - 22/04/2007 : 06:29:34 AM
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Istralinto says, 'Lol are you gonna pawn me when i class.'
<insert witty epithet here> |
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chaosrex
Member
USA
474 Posts |
Posted - 23/04/2007 : 2:28:06 PM
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Nikodemus chats, 'Every time "armour" is spelled 'armor', you give in to the molestors of the English language.'
You chat, 'We are not molesters.'
You chat, 'And we dont speak english, nice try.'
Negator chats, 'What's you native language, Fraust?'
You chat, 'American.'
Negator chats, 'LOL.'
Jerk chats, 'Because at least primal grind is finite.'
Jerk chats, 'Eq grind is until the day you die.' |
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Alayla
God Wars II Admin
Czech Republic
494 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2007 : 8:38:25 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Esano
Post your funny chat/tell/whatever logs, so the rest of us can laugh at them too.
I deleted a few posts which were not particularly funny and thus off-topic here. Take your private fights elsewhere.
Games you thought you'd learnt...
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chaosrex
Member
USA
474 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2007 : 5:56:39 PM
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Eri looks at you.
Eri exclaims, 'Holy shit, blood guard!'
i loved that reaction as i started to carve him into squishy bits ;]
Jerk chats, 'Because at least primal grind is finite.'
Jerk chats, 'Eq grind is until the day you die.'
Eri looks at you. Eri exclaims, 'Holy shit, blood guard!' |
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meezyfuh
Member
USA
85 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2007 : 08:46:59 AM
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Cin chats, 'KaVir needs to give me a 'PK On/off' ability.'
You chat, 'There is one.'
You chat, 'It's called shift.'
<insert witty epithet here> |
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Cin
Member
Denmark
180 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2007 : 1:24:20 PM
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[INFO] KaVir has left God Wars II (link-dead timeout).
ROAR! KaVir killed himself! Hahahaha! He raped the site too...the Phantomess, me, knows all!
KaVir is cursed! ROAR!
If my best friend is going to be a fireman, does this mean I can set my house on fire just to see him? |
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chaosrex
Member
USA
474 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2007 : 03:09:13 AM
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You chat, 'Shin i dont suppose you wanna duel.'
Shinhiko chats, 'Why on earth would i want to do that?'
You chat, 'Yeah really.... on a pk mud? srry i must be on the wrong mud.....'
Jerk chats, 'Because at least primal grind is finite.'
Jerk chats, 'Eq grind is until the day you die.'
Eri looks at you. Eri exclaims, 'Holy shit, blood guard!' |
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Cynath
Member
Canada
195 Posts |
Posted - 29/05/2007 : 10:19:39 PM
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Not so much a haha funny but a omg thatd hurt like hell funny.
Riel chats, 'KaVir was last seen 11 minutes and 12 seconds ago, saying, 'Magic type : An uncommon artifact
with 143452 points of radiation. Bonus : +19 durability. Bonus : +11011 armour bypass with cut
attacks. Bonus : -4404 AP cost for this weapon's commands, and -1 to its cooldown. Bonus :
+14313 Attack (applied to the weapon, not you). Bonus : +7157 Defence (applied to the weapon, not
you). Bonus : +8258 Damage (applied to the weapon, not you).''
After an hour or so on my Avatar,
Your horse turns west and carries on galloping.
You shoot a bolt of lightning at the cave troll, leaving a smoking hole through its chest!
--==>>> You shock the cave troll's body for 29 damage. |
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Feryl
Member
Singapore
572 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2007 : 5:28:56 PM
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You chat, 'What do a pineapple and an armadillo have in common?'
Fraust chats, 'What fer?'
You chat, 'They both can't drive a tractor.'
Fraust chats, 'Lolz.'
Xavius chats, 'WTF?!? LOL.'
Flamekid chats, 'LOL.'
Feryl: But I'm not KaVir.
KaVir: Yes you are, Feryl, don't lie. |
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Cynath
Member
Canada
195 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 01:20:52 AM
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You lash out at the misty figure's bare feet with a whip of glowing psychic energy.
--==>>> You mentally hit the misty figure's neck for 1100 damage.
The misty figure's body goes limp.
Supposed to resemble fraust having his head in his ass, but it isnt so funny anymore. |
Edited by - Cynath on 25/06/2007 05:22:59 AM |
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Pygmalion
Member
USA
554 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 02:33:15 AM
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That's not really a quote Cynny.
Counter-Edit: O i didn't notice that until you pointed it out.
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Edited by - Pygmalion on 25/06/2007 05:25:32 AM |
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